The Guardian has a hilarious side-splitting review of The Incredible Hulk, done entirely in Hulk speak. Go read it.

Hulk. Smash!” Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars.
Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk not just smash. Hulk also go rarrr! Then
smash again. Smash important, obviously. Smash Hulk’s USP. What Hulk
smash most? Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema. Hulk
take all effort of cinema, effort getting babysitter, effort finding
parking, and Hulk put great green fist right through it.

“Star Wars IV: A New Hope”

1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed!”
9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care *what* you smell!”

“Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back”

1. “And I thought they smelled bad…on the *outside*!”
2. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
3. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?”
4. “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
5. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
6. “But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm…”
7. “Control, control! You must learn control!”
8. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
9. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
10. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!”

“Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi”

1. “Rise, my friend.”
2. “Open the back door!”
3. “Hey, point that thing somewhere else!”
4. “It’s just a dead animal…”
5. “Not bad for a little furball.”
6. “How can they be jamming us if they don’t know we’re coming?”
7. “Come here, I won’t hurt you. You want something to eat?”
8. “Keep on that one, I’ll take these two.”
9. “I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!”
10. “I don’t think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.”

Top ten sexually tilted lines from the trilogy

10. “What could possibly have come over Master Luke?”
9. “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
8. “You’re a jittery little thing, aren’t you?”
7. “I never knew I had it in me.”
6. “Someone must’ve told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.”
5. “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
4. “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost…you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!” (Han) with “A little higher, just a little higher.”
3. “Short help’s better than no help at all.”
2. “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.”
1. “Back door, huh? Good idea!”

Led Zeppelin at O2 Arena, London. 10th of December 2007. A wondrous day. A miracle almost for all rock and roll fans. Led Zeppelin reforms for the first time in 19 years for a concert . God I haven’t been so musically excited for a long time. I didn’t get to see them live, unlike the 20,000 lucky sods that did. Bless your souls.

I’ve been reading lots of rave reviews and even had the chance to see/hear some awesome video clips of the concert. Fans uploaded concert footage to Youtube and they were apparently removed after Warner Music filed a request with Youtube:

Although Warner Music Group does have a licensing deal in place with YouTube that would allow fans to post WMG-copyrighted material, sources close to the situation say that Led Zeppelin owns the rights to the concert, and that the band’s management requested the removal of any clips of the event. It is believed a DVD of the event, which served as a tribute to late Atlantic Records co-founder Ahmet Ertegun, will be released next year.

Some of the other video websites still have the videos up and I’m gonna repost them here for those of you who can’t wait for the bloody DVD and want a taste now.

New clips are coming in by the hour on Youtube as well but most of them are removed pretty quick. Some songs don’t seem to be uploaded yet. I’m still looking for In My Time of Dying, one of my favorite Led Zep songs.

Let’s start with the set list, which I obtained from NME:

1. ‘Good Times Bad Times’
2. ‘Ramble On’
3. ‘Black Dog’
4. ‘In My Time Of Dying’
5. ‘For Your Life’
6. ‘Trampled Under Foot’
7. ‘Nobody’s Fault But Mine’
8. ‘No Quarter’
9. ‘Since I’ve Been Loving You’
10. ‘Dazed And Confused’
11. ‘Stairway To Heaven’
12. ‘The Song Remains The Same’
13. ‘Misty Mountain Hop’
14. ‘Kashmir’
15. ‘Whole Lotta Love’
16. ‘Rock And Roll’

And here are the videos for each song. I tried to look for the ones with the best sound and video quality but some of them are understandably crappy.. sometimes you can’t even see the band.

If you know a better quality vid, let me know and I’ll update this post.


‘Good Times Bad Times’ (song starts at 1.10)

‘Black Dog’ (not the full video)

‘No Quarter’

‘Stairway To Heaven’

‘The Song Remains The Same’

‘Kashmir’

‘Whole Lotta Love’

This is really cute. The famous scene from Stephen King’s The Shining, re-imagined and done Mario Bros style.

Popular Mechanics has an article which celebrates the quarter century birthday of Blade Runner, the seminal sci-fi cyper-punk futuristic science fiction classic by directory Ridley Scott.

Twenty-five years ago, the Ridley Scott film Blade Runner became an instant science fiction classic. Set in a sodden, squalid Los Angeles of 2019, the neo-noir masterpiece influenced a generation of filmmakers and video-game designers. Long before I teamed up with Jamie Hyneman to form the MythBusters, I was a special-effects modelmaker, and Scott’s cyberpunk gem almost instantly became the most important film in the canon of movies I love.

I am a pretty big Blade Runner fan and have seen it over 10 times, with many viewing sessions purposely set at an hour pass midnight. I’ll slurp cup noodles and put on some killer headphones while lying all horizontal on the couch. Even better when its raining because everything gets totally surreal and you actually feel that you’re way ahead in the future, with now being just a dream of some sort.

I came across SkreemR yesterday and it’s pretty damn cool if you’re a music buff like me. Why do I like it? Because they embed an audio player within the search engine itself. Which means that you can pretty much listen to the song immediately after you type in a search. Here, try Radiohead.

SkreemR is a search engine; none of the songs on SkreemR are hosted on our servers. SkreemR crawls the internet for audio tracks and then provides the information here for you to listen, download, or find out more about audio that you are interested in.

You’ll also get links to the YouTube and Flickr and the best part is you’ll get to download any song you want by right clicking and saving as. A very quick way to check out your favorite bands if you’re too lazy to dig up their CD .